Muy Anti-Bueno
I don't know what I'm talking about.Wednesday, September 06, 2006
Something Awesome This Way Comes
Suspenseful choral music begins, akin to 'Duel of the Fates/Corn on the Cob' from Star Wars III.
Announcer: It was the awesomest thing of 2003...
Scene of a horde of robed cultists kneeling in the shadow of an ominous colossus, vaguely crab-shaped.
Announcer: It rocked like nothing had before...
Scene of a tiny car crashing through a plateglass window, as clowns with automatic rifles spill out in an unending stream.
Announcer: But now, your world will be ROCKED TWICE AS HARD!
A lumberjack smashes a skyscraper over Godzilla's head.
Announcer: Twice the coins...
Scene of panicked midgets fleeing from an avalanche of change.
A: Twice the badass...
Scene of a katana wielding, trenchcoated Chuck Norris dueling with a cyborg Mr. T.
A: Twice the lack of known limits!
Music picks up into a rapid techno beat as scenes of lasersharked awesomeness flash past - robot dinosaurs, people with swords wider than their torso, cowboys with M-60s, ninjas fighting pirates in mechs, Vin Diesel headbutting people through walls - before ending in a large explosion from which text flies and settles on the screen:
Announcer: It was the awesomest thing of 2003...
Scene of a horde of robed cultists kneeling in the shadow of an ominous colossus, vaguely crab-shaped.
Announcer: It rocked like nothing had before...
Scene of a tiny car crashing through a plateglass window, as clowns with automatic rifles spill out in an unending stream.
Announcer: But now, your world will be ROCKED TWICE AS HARD!
A lumberjack smashes a skyscraper over Godzilla's head.
Announcer: Twice the coins...
Scene of panicked midgets fleeing from an avalanche of change.
A: Twice the badass...
Scene of a katana wielding, trenchcoated Chuck Norris dueling with a cyborg Mr. T.
A: Twice the lack of known limits!
Music picks up into a rapid techno beat as scenes of lasersharked awesomeness flash past - robot dinosaurs, people with swords wider than their torso, cowboys with M-60s, ninjas fighting pirates in mechs, Vin Diesel headbutting people through walls - before ending in a large explosion from which text flies and settles on the screen:
Labels: geekery
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